If you are an obese, alcoholic 56 year old male smoker with untreated diabetes and hypertension and you do recreational cocaine, your health may suffer for it. That's pretty much every after school special you've ever seen rolled into one terrifyingly unintelligent patient, eh?
My exam life would be so much easier if they would allow us to put down the diagnoses *I* keep making on the clinical cases like: "So close to death, who cares why?" or "Terminal stupidity and I'm surprised he made it this long" or "FUBAR".
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LOL!!!
Love your comments ishie
-Tin
You have to use "evolution in action" on one just to watch the professor as he reads it.
-Airor
LMAO
- Patrick
Thanks guys! I would have a lot more fun with these tests if they weren't multiple choice!!
I like option 2, "Terminal Stupidity". Hey, it's a fair enough diagnosis of the patient's condition, methinks.
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