Polite Request

Ahem.

Attention scum sucking spammers.

This blog is not abandoned; however, your goals of making untold fortunes through convincing people to refinance their loans through you probably should be in favor of doing virtually anything else with your lives.  Seriously, go empty that garbage can.  Now empty another one.  Congratulations, you just found something more fulfilling than spamming blogs.

In short, you're dumb and your mother dresses you funny.

We now return to waiting for me to have something relevant to blog about.