Forensic fellow: "Oh! I've been looking for you. Did you add an addendum on to an older case but crossed out some stuff, because it's a different case number?"
Me: "Uhh... I have the attention span of a goldfish, thus no idea what you're talking about if it doesn't relate to a case I've been doing in the last day."
Forensic fellow: "It's a girl's handwriting."
Me: "Oh, then it's not mine."
Forensic fellow: "Oh, do you write like a boy?"
Me: "I write like someone in the middle of a seizure."
Follow up: Yeah, I did it. Apparently, my handwriting is 'curvy', thus I write like a girl. I defended myself by saying that I can't write like a girl because I don't dot my i's with little hearts. He wasn't buying it.